Daniel Cormier, or DC for the cool kids, takes us through his epic battles with Jon Jones and Stipe Miocic, amounting to a whopping 86 minutes in the Octagon—a place where time moves slower than Grandma’s recliner. This heavyweight showdown at UFC 309 is hyped as one of the biggest in recent memory, and DC is just the guy to analyze it, given he’s been in the trenches with these maniacs. He’s got firsthand experience of their fighting style, strengths, and weaknesses, making his insights as priceless as a cold beer on a Sunday. Fans are slobbering over what promises to be a slobber-knocker of a title fight, and DC’s colorful commentary only ramps up the excitement. It’s not every day you get a peek inside the mind of someone who’s been slapped around by the best and lived to tell the tale.