Man, the Sixers are playing worse than a toddler at a grown-up game. They’re 2-12, and fans’ patience is thinner than a slice of deli ham. Joel Embiid is hotter than a jalapeño, not just over their disgraceful record, but also because some chump in the team is leaking secrets. Now, Joel is on the hunt like a bloodhound, looking to sniff out the snitch who’s yapping to the media. With this record, the Sixers might need a miracle or at least a new hotline to call Ghostbusters to resurrect their game. So, buckle up folks, there’s more drama than a soap opera here!
